danielle_lori

My brother is such a troll..

  • Brother: Brah', I have to ask you something..
  • Me: What is it, is it important?
  • Brother: It's a life or death situation, I just don't know what to do.
  • Me: Who's this nigga, where he live, you want me to slice him?
  • Brother: Nah man, it's far worse than someone trying to beat me up..
  • Me: Dude, you can tell me, I'm here for you.
  • Brother: But I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll never look at me the same..
  • Me: You're not gay are yo-
  • Brother: Shut the fuck up, I get more girls than you.. and no it's not that.
  • Me: Well what is it?!
  • Brother: I.. am diagnosed with Sexiness.
  • Me: Get the fuck out of my room.
Via Smile =)




sofuckingcute.

sofuckingcute.



This is your arrow of destiny :)

Reblog and when you see it on your dashboard pointing to something it will have something to do with someone/thing to do with your future

Good luck (:

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effing adorable.

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When another girl calls you ugly.


but when a boy calls you ugly..

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Via I'll love you forever





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